Wearing this t-shirt entitles the bearer to an unlimited amount of high-fives, hugs and friendly compliments from his/her favorite rock’n’roll orchestra. As an added bonus we’ll even throw in the occasional drunk-ass message on your answering machine at 4.am. – for a limited time only.
We will only cover our fleshly bodies in fine fabrics woven from pure cotton, and so should you!
To further improve on the positive vibes already present in this t-shirt, we made sure it was screen-printed by hand in Denmark by human beings earning real salaries.
Now: Go forth, purchase this fine shirt, and proudly fly the colors of JFK Jr.!